May 27th 9:30pm I’ll be hosting the LMAO Show at Flappers (Burbank) in The YooHoo room. We’ve got Affion Crockett Headlining and I’m pretty juiced! Hope to see you guys there.  #doriskennedy #comediandoriskennedy #lmaoshow #flappers #femalecomedian #whereyofurnituregocuz #deesup

May 27th 9:30pm I’ll be hosting the LMAO Show at Flappers (Burbank) in The YooHoo room. We’ve got Affion Crockett Headlining and I’m pretty juiced! Hope to see you guys there. #doriskennedy #comediandoriskennedy #lmaoshow #flappers #femalecomedian #whereyofurnituregocuz #deesup

What’s up guys!!! It’s that time again catch me at The Comedy Store May 10th in the Belly room doing the Extra Show!!! Doors open at 9:30 below is a link for pre-sale tickets!!! There is also a password to get your tickets for $8.50 instead of $15 PASSWORD: DorisJokes
Here is the ticket link for the show - 
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/533619 
#doriskennedy #thenewkennedy #thecomedystore #theextrashow #deeksup #asapdoris #femalecomedian #comedy #dopeflyer

What’s up guys!!! It’s that time again catch me at The Comedy Store May 10th in the Belly room doing the Extra Show!!! Doors open at 9:30 below is a link for pre-sale tickets!!! There is also a password to get your tickets for $8.50 instead of $15 PASSWORD: DorisJokes
Here is the ticket link for the show -
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/533619
#doriskennedy #thenewkennedy #thecomedystore #theextrashow #deeksup #asapdoris #femalecomedian #comedy #dopeflyer

erica-tatt3d-hart:

get-it-wednesday:





aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo



Too cute

😊

erica-tatt3d-hart:

get-it-wednesday:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo

Too cute

😊

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I feel like I know myself. Sometimes I hide my true self to try to fit the mold others have cut out for me. I’m over that shit. I’m at a real sink or swim moment on life. In this journey to greatness which I am destined for I’m realizing more and more. I see others on their way up with a team and inside I’m thinking I wish I had a team. Like a lot of things in life some things aren’t meant to be. I think I’m destined to do this first leg alone. One of my biggest fears is being alone…like I hate that shit. I’m thinking you have to learn to deal with that it when all the fakes and phonys show up their exit won’t mean much. I know that someday I’ll be exactly where I see myself in my head doing all the great things I want to surrounded by people some people who truly love me and some who are just there for the ride. I just want to make sure I can see the difference between when the time comes. If nothing else I want to be me whole heartedly, no matter how much it offends certain people or how uncool or lame I may seem. I have one shot to be great and I can’t waste it in limbo of wish I hads. Just not that cool.

#whodidthisahittome lmfao I’m a good sport. I wish we could have taped the reaction of everyone who walked in like “wtf” I blame @dom_in_eek who later tried to convince me I asked for this. Thanks ladies lmao

#whodidthisahittome lmfao I’m a good sport. I wish we could have taped the reaction of everyone who walked in like “wtf” I blame @dom_in_eek who later tried to convince me I asked for this. Thanks ladies lmao

Thor says “sup foo” #thordabeast #thor #puppypower #ihaveaheadacheandhewontleavemealone #dogsofig

Thor says “sup foo” #thordabeast #thor #puppypower #ihaveaheadacheandhewontleavemealone #dogsofig

ruinedchildhood:

Greatest Selfie of all time.


Ellen is the cool.

ruinedchildhood:

Greatest Selfie of all time.

Ellen is the cool.

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What’s your favorite flavor of Popsicle? Mine is definitely not dick! #chrisbrown #thenewkennedy #femalecomedian #dickshouldntbeaflavoryoulike #NEVER #Bordomstrikes

Let’s get it!!! First show of the year. @briccsta made a cameo lol #someonepoopedandismellit #thenewkennedy #femalecomedian #asapdoris #deeksup #lmaoshow

Had a great time tonight celebrating Dawnya and Jaz’s bdays! #oldfriends #goodtimes #heisenbergers #asapdoris

Had a great time tonight celebrating Dawnya and Jaz’s bdays! #oldfriends #goodtimes #heisenbergers #asapdoris