Back For The Future (by NikeB4TF)

These shoes are my density…I mean destiny.

SO these are the Nike Air Mags AKA the Marty McFlys. Straight crack head DOPE!! I have personally been waiting for these since 1989 when I first saw Back to the Future II who wouldn’t want shoes that lit up and laced themselves at the age of 5…and 27 clearly. Now they have finally TRULY arrived there have been Nikes that were inspired by the Mags of course like the Hyper Dunks and the Air Yeezys but now we have the real deal. Unfortunately they are being auctioned off for a great cause, can’t say I’m not dying inside (because I am) Parkinson’s disease is a good cause and Michael J. Fox is the shit. I guess I’ll have to wait and see if they release them to the public in 2015 (if the Mayan calender doesn’t kill us all first) and get my Mag on. The up side to that is the 2015 Mags will lace themselves (AWESOME BALLS). You know I’d just like to say I’m really disappointed in Oprah all I ever ask for are the little things and she never comes through. I want the shoes Harpo…or a car…or some money….or one of those brownie trays where everyone gets an edge! I have no clue who Tinie Tempah is but…FUCK YOU and your $37,500 Bid win that I wish I won lol. I’m no closet hater I do that shit in the open. Real shit the real winner is Parkinson’s Disease so big ups to finding a cure. (I’m still salty ;-D )

Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (by fosterthepeopleVEVO)

I get obsessed with songs, I still listen to Sure Thing by Miguel about 50-100 times a day and the sad part is I’m not kidding I wake up thinking about that song lol. Recently this has been my other favorite song to look crazy singing to in the car. AND WHAT???

Nuthin’ But A Glee Thang with Heather Morris, Matthew Morrison & Sofia Vergara from Heather Morris

Just fell in love with Heather Morris! Glee returns September 20 I’m so excited I could pee myself…but I won’t…or did I? :-)

So I’d like to be the first to say I don’t care that you’re pregnant Beyonce’. You’re not the first woman to have a baby and I’m pretty sure not the last. I would like to say congrats to Jay-Z for finally convincing her to have sex with him, way to make it count buddy.

So I’d like to be the first to say I don’t care that you’re pregnant Beyonce’. You’re not the first woman to have a baby and I’m pretty sure not the last. I would like to say congrats to Jay-Z for finally convincing her to have sex with him, way to make it count buddy.

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The sad part is She Dougies better than me! TRUE STORY!!!!

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I could be wrong but..you’ve got battered wife syndrome.

I like the thought of having someone else there as in like more than a friend, I look at my friends in relationships and at times find myself envious. Having someone there to watch TV with, someone who really gives a shit when you’re hurt or just having a bad day. Someone to pet you when you feel the need to be pet and someone you can do the same for. (If you’re emotionally able to do so!) But then (dun dun dun) I also look at all the things in their relationships that suck. Like having someone constantly wonder where you are, someone wanting to be pet for silly ass reasons. Someone who you have to actually pay attention to. Let’s not forget the arguing the and disagreements over “stuff” and “things”! Then you complain about that person to someone else because you don’t like this or you don’t like that about them. (Nobody in particular BTW trying to prove a point here) My theory is if you’re with someone and more times than less they get on your last nerve you should dump them! I don’t think I really get love, I think if someone consistently bugs the shit out of you, let their ass go! The fact that you’re willing to continually put up with their shenanigans means you have an acute form of battered wife syndrome! You don’t have to be getting your teeth knocked into the back of your throat to have BWS. Getting mind fucked is a sign, if at least once a day you talk about how much this person bugs you then you end it with “But I love them” I think you may suffer from BWS. If your man comes home smelling like “other” bitches and has glitter all over his face but said he was at his Moms house and this shit happens every Tuesday and Friday and you ignore it because he’s a “good” man you definitely suffer from acute BWS and chronic mind fuck because…you are DUMB! Battered Wife Syndrom, it’s not just for white women on Lifetime anymore. It’s affecting all of us. P.S. If you suffer from real BWS you need to call Oprah because only she can save you.